Not Really A Spoiler

Harry Potter doesn't die
Instead he's merely killed

Hermionie will not marry him
Though Fleur does marry Bill

Dumbledore won't just stay dead
Snape and he are in cahoots

And Voldemort should have invested more
In wizard mourning suits

Remus gets an orphan,
And Albus goes to school

Mrs Weasley saves the day,
And Neville is no fool

And when the story's over
It starts over again

With the train to Hogwart's
And Potter's last girlfriend.